Noises of the Mraf

Oom oom goes the Woc.
Kwab kwab goes the Neh.
Eeh wah goes the Yeknod.
Hab hab goes the Peehs.
Yen yen goes the Esroh.
Knio knio goes the Gip.
Knoh knoh goes the Esoog.
Ood-eldood-a-kcoc goes the Retsoor.

Sounds of the Office

Click click goes the stapler.
Vroom vroom goes the hard drive.
Yell yell goes the boss.
Ring ring goes the phone.
Drip drip goes the coffee pot.
Yawn yawn goes the workers.
Chun chun goes the printer.
Toot toot goes the computer.
Creak creak goes the chairs.
Whoosh whoosh goes the crumpled and thrown paper.
Snore snore goes the CEO.